As you're probably aware The Twits were put together by the famous producers 'Stock, Take and Watercloset" in June !999. It was made fairly clear what was required By anyone auditioning.. They would be required to do what they're told, sing what  they're told, say what they're told and bonk who they're told. (A bit like 'Popstars but With more tears.) Dancing and miming were also an advantage. For example, below is Les Russell's (Ginger Twit) actual application to audition for The Twits.

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APPLICATION FOR AUDITION TO JOIN "THE TWITS"

NAME:                           Les Russell

PREVIOUS MUSIC        Was the tuba player for Human Nature. EXPERIENCE:

Auditioned as "The Fireman" for The Village People" tribute band but was told~ they weren't Having a fireman. Also auditioned for "The Plumber in the same band but was told~ they Weren't having a plumber either, so I left because I Didn't want to be associated with anything so half Arsed.

Sold over 50,000 records before I was 21. Unfortunately, then I lost my job at JB HiFi.

Auditioned as the Asian girl in Hi  5.

This is a typical 4 piece boy band. Which position are you applying for?  (please tick one)

Girly looking long haired one

Chiselled male model looking one

The one that always wears a hat

The poofy blonde one

I agree that I will be told exactly what to do and say under this contract and may be required to perform Sexual acts with Shania Twain's husband...

Sign:                            Pisces