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Take Me Drunk I'm Home
As rehearsed by The Twits
Transcribed by Nerve-wracking WES
Music by Les Russell .
Lyrics by Fred Negro, Lush Aston, Chris Leary and Les Russell.
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Tuning: Drop D Tuning ( Low to high D A D G B E)
Intro
(Play 4 times)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-9-9-9---7-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-9-9-9---7---9-9---7--9--8--7----------------------------------------------|
A|-9-9-9---5---9-9---7--9--8--7----------------------------------------------|
D|-9-9-9-------9-9---7--9--8--7----------------------------------------------|
Verses / Strum (B) -9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9
( x 2 times)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------7-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-9-9-9---7---9-9---7--9--8--7----------------------------------------------|
A|-9-9-9---5---9-9---7--9--8--7-----------------------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9|
D|-9-9-9-------9-9---7--9--8--7-----------------------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9|
( Once only)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------7-7-7-------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--9-9-9--7-7-7--4-4-4---7-7-7----------------------------------------------|
A|--9-9-9--5-5-5--4-4-4---5-5-5-----------------------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9|
D|--9-9-9---------4-4-4-------------------------------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9|
Repeat Twice*
Chorus
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------7-7-7-------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--9-9-9--7-7-7--4-4-4---7-7-7----------------------------------------------|
A|--9-9-9--5-5-5--4-4-4---5-5-5----------------------------------------------|
D|--9-9-9---------4-4-4------------------------------------------------------|
Or Intro B D B A B Bb A X4
VERSE
B B D B A B Bb A x2
I believe that my ex is the Blair Witch.
B B D B F# D
Not just 'cos it rymes with bitch.
B B D B A B Bb A x2
Went to the pub and saw a seven potter.
B
Ten pints down and she's considerably hotter
Chorus
B D B F# D
Take me drunk I'm home. x4
B B D B A B Bb A x2
I'm hitting pool balls with my dick
B B D B F# D
You lookes like Madge but now you're lookin' like Flick
B B D B A B Bb A x2
Two fuckin' jugs and som chicken chips
B
Just drank your sick fron the jar of tips
(Middle)
B A B A
And in the mornin' You'll look like Yoda
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